Phelps Follow-Up

Tough Luck.

Today, Micheal Phelps was suspended for three months by USA Swimming. They say he hasn't violated anything, but rather they wanted to "send a strong message" to him for disappointing so many people.

Kellogg has also said they will not renew their sponsorship with the 13-time Olympic gold medallist, commenting that his actions are "not consistent with the image of Kellogg."

Phelps agreed that his actions were regrettable, though he still hasn't commented on whether what he took were drugs or not. That usually means they were.

I have three comments:

1: It's not a big deal, people. It's better than cigarettes.

2: Kellogg came up with Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Someone had to be high to come up with those guys.

3: USA Swimming has to come up with a better name.

Sincerely,
Lucas Biespiel