I am pleased to present the newest member of our staff Curran O’Donoghue, under his alias of Neo V. Yami. He will from this day forward be periodically sharing with us his Facebook updates and comments of importance from an entire evening. Today we look at one February 18th, 2010. Enjoy!
Sincerely,
Lucas Biespiel -- Editor in Chief
Facebook Status Updates: Friday, Feb. 18, 2010
By Curran O’Donoghue (Used with permission)
[All spelling and comments intact as originally]
[Starting about 10:00PM]
Neo V. Yami From CNN: "Black History Month: brought to you by IHOP"
L. H. likes this.
Neo V. Yami When America beats Switzerland at skiing, a part of me goes 'yay' and another part goes 'what went wrong with the natural order?'
D. D. T. Yes!
Neo V. Yami But then Norway sets things right.
D. D. T. oh such lovely blonde countries. so.... lovely and blonde.
Neo V. Yami 50 degrees? Why? Why why why British Columbia?
Neo V. Yami Olympic coverage brought to you by Black History Month.
Neo V. Yami Sorry it took so long. DEFEAT THE WORLD!
Changed profile picture to
Colin Sanders just for you curran...
Neo V. Yami *This just in: "Robin Hood" directed by Ridley Scott*
Neo V. Yami I want the soundtrack to the olympics. Next time, I'm starting early.
Neo V. Yami Ice Dancers have awesome hair this evening.
Emma Brown likes this.
C. L. What's the difference between an "ice dancer" and a "figure skater"? Or are they the same thing?
Emma Brown Ohohoh!!! I can answer this one (sorry to interject, I'm an ice dancer, so I felt the need) Ice dancers do set pattern dances (tonight is the compulsory dances at the olympics) we do not jump, there is barely any spinning, and it's done with a partner. It's also the best form of ice skating :)
Neo V. Yami Well played, Ms Brown.
Emma Brown Couldn't resist, sorry.
Neo V. Yami This is a fact I did not know of you. Now I want your life story. In ten words or less.
Emma Brown I like to live a lot. (does that work :))
Neo V. Yami "Working with the inventor of the dance obviously paid off. Launching them into first place." - NBC Commentator
Neo V. Yami That period should've been a semicolon. And yes, but I expect the zine form of your life story by next month.
Emma Brown I don't have much to say about the details of my life, most are inconsequential. I demand to know you life story. In 8 words exactly.
Neo V. Yami I was born, I lived; yet to die.
Neo V. Yami Bam.
Emma Brown Insightful!
Neo V. Yami Wasn't it just?
Neo V. Yami BTW, you need to change your profile picture to Colbert's poster for the olympics.
Emma Brown Por que?
Neo V. Yami So we can DEFEAT THE WORLD!
Emma Brown How can I deny that kind of logic, I'll change it now.
Neo V. Yami By tagging yourself in *my* profile pic?
Emma Brown I'm lazy.
Neo V. Yami Now our stream of comments is awesome. We need to make everyone else do this too!
Emma Brown Our stream of comments is like a waterfall of Colbert!
Neo V. Yami I want the soundtrack to the olympics. Next time, I'm starting early.
Neo V. Yami Absolutely not a rickroll: http://xkcd.com/524/
Keegan Shelton likes this.
Neo V. Yami U.S. Census commercial: awesome.
Neo V. Yami Oh my, national anthem of Austrailia... minus the words?
Neo V. Yami Actually relevant status update: Change your picture to the Colbert Olympics Poster. Just take my profile pic!
Colin Sanders I did it.
K. S. weirdoes.
Neo V. Yami Are the female dancers progressively losing their clothes?
Neo V. Yami I swear, the first one was near-fully-clothed.
Neo V. Yami Okay, now that's a decent dress. Red and black, sort of frilly. Canadians have the ocasional bit of style.
A. F. i liked the first one
Neo V. Yami I did too.
Neo V. Yami I certainly never had a dress that nice.
A. F.Me neither. We should protest.
-Bottom of Form
Neo V. Yami "Jay Leno's back on 'The Tonight Show,' Monday after the Olympics" Yes.
Neo V. Yami The Norwegian flag looks like it's on fire. Bad camera-ing.
Neo V. Yami Martin Van Buren was the first president born a U.S. citizen (not British).
Neo V. Yami Oh, end of Olympic commentary.
[Ending about 11:00PM]
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